Don’t feel like crying myself to sleep tonight.
Toby, you’re an asshole. You’re the worst person I’ve ever met, and if I had the insanity I would cut you dick off make you choke to death on it. You have fun with your new play thing.
If you would’ve fucking waited long enough for us to work it out, we’d be together. But no. You had other plans. Now I can’t even walk the halls without tripping on my feet or crying until I puke.
You’re terrible…I’m terrible. But,…you’re worse.
((I don’t want to want to the guy because I’ll he’ll do is talk about himself….))
The best story I’ll have for my future children…I’m terrible.
That bun hair though. #hairsprayandhairnets #JROTClife #chompchompmonster #becauseiwantmyfistbump #biology5thhour
Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women.
The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?
Some apologies just can’t be taken
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
THAT IS REALLY NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
I am a princess. #disneyprincessprogram #icouldntthinkofanything.
I thought tumblr could appreciate this
🎶Something soft and loud and sweet and proud, but tough enough to break a heart🎶 #todaywasalright #thissongdoe #iactuallyusedcommonslang #woopwoop
Dont know if this has been done
who brought this back
This is fucking monumental